families with children 3
Son: Mum, I was bitten by a bug.
Mother: Oh dear！What happened! Oh, it was mosquito. I’ll scratch for you. Poor boy.
Son: Why the mosquito just bit me instead of Liu Xing? Is it because here’s not my home?
Mother: Don’t be silly. Why isn’t it your home? It’s also your home here! Your parents are both here, right?
Mother: Do you know why the mosquito only bit you? Because you’re sweet, but Liu Xing is smelly. The mosquito could smell it and find your sweetness here, so it decided to bite you. Okay. Hurry up to change your clothes, it’s time for school!
Son: I don’t want to go to school, I want to sleep.
Mother: It’s nonsense. Why?
Son: I still have the jet lag.
Father: Who is talking nonsense here? You’ve been back for 180 days already. Some people can travel the earth within a week, and are you saying you still have jet lag here?
Son: I stayed in America for seven years.
Mother: Right. He needs to deal with the jet lag for seven years. Your father knows nothing.